(Source: wrdbnr, via keepthestoke)

  • me: is it weird to talk to yourself?
  • me: no

(Source: butter-and-wine, via lgbtadvocate)

psyducked:

one time my sister walked in on my fingering myself so I told her that I was checking my prostate because I was feeling sick and I was afraid I had cancer and we spent a good 15 minutes hugging each other crying

(via keepthestoke)

mcqueeny:

there’s nothing worse than being hungry but not being able to figure out what you’re craving

(via keepthestoke)

  • two people on tumblr in the same room: go look at this thing i just reblogged

jamieaiken919:

lilyhatesjazzhands:

shutupaubrey:

team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”

team “I wore this yesterday but I wore it under a jacket so I can wear it again, no one will know”

team “I’m going to wear these jeans until I spill something noticeable on them”

(via keepthestoke)

  • A guy and a girl: Hold hands
  • Straight people: THEY ARE SO UNBELIEVEIBLY CUTE GOD HELP ME
  • Two guys: smile at each other
  • Straight people: THEY WERE ACTUALLY MADE FOR EACH OTHER HOLY SHIT THIS IS THE GREATEST THING EVER CANON!!! CANON!!
  • Two girls: make out
  • Straight people: they could be friends idk

(via quotelounge)

aobunz:

lcarkatvantas:

saradaktal:

U just want. Taco!

i think your dad might be going through his scene phase

its not a phase its who he is

(via grooovysmooothie)