- me: is it weird to talk to yourself?
- me: no
one time my sister walked in on my fingering myself so I told her that I was checking my prostate because I was feeling sick and I was afraid I had cancer and we spent a good 15 minutes hugging each other crying
there’s nothing worse than being hungry but not being able to figure out what you’re craving
- two people on tumblr in the same room: go look at this thing i just reblogged
team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”
team “I wore this yesterday but I wore it under a jacket so I can wear it again, no one will know”
team “I’m going to wear these jeans until I spill something noticeable on them”
- A guy and a girl: Hold hands
- Straight people: THEY ARE SO UNBELIEVEIBLY CUTE GOD HELP ME
- Two guys: smile at each other
- Straight people: THEY WERE ACTUALLY MADE FOR EACH OTHER HOLY SHIT THIS IS THE GREATEST THING EVER CANON!!! CANON!!
- Two girls: make out
- Straight people: they could be friends idk