i may not be your cup of tea but i’m your 10th shot of tequila
Submitted by breathedownthebow.
[#127. Asexuals do not consummate their marriages with their spouses. They consume their spouses.]
why the fuck does vagina=weak and dick=strong
have u ever kicked someone in the dick? they fall to the floor and cry
kick someone in the vagina and i can guarantee u they’ll just punch u in the face
vagina not weak
If your favorite tv show doesn’t make you want to stab yourself repeatedly in the heart, then it’s not your favorite tv show.
ways to help period pains
- prescription painkillers
- hot water bottle
- blood sacrifice to the dark lord satan
- deep breaths
- hot drinks
gettin blood shouldn’t be a problem
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